Sunday, November 9, 2008

Novels in Three Lines

Two thieves were caught with 12 pigs stuffed in their small van. "They were really squashed into the car very tightly."

Members of FSU, armed with hammers and machetes, invaded the venue and started shoving concertgoers. The FSU member died at the hospital later that night.


A rape victim drove her rapist to a police station
when he fell asleep in his car after assaulting her. She showed a lot of bravery and common sense.

They want to ensure that there is some protection that graves aren't going to cave in as people are walking over them. Maintenance should be relatively straight forward.


Having been living with two skeletons
and a badly decomposed body. The woman was taken to a facility for care.

The van drove onto the Sound Transit tracks
and struck a light pole between the light-rail tracks. The four people suffered a range of injuries in the 2:48 am crash.

Two pit bulls savagely attacked a 71-year-old
Sea Tac woman who is recovering from
shredded ears, a crushed arm, and a broken jaw.

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